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2009-02-06, 19:39 h

Wolfman
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Original von Mazze:
I have nothing to say.


So why aren't you politician or pope? :P
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2009-02-06, 20:09 h

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@Wolfman:
Because they won't state that clear that they don't have anything to say ...
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2009-02-16, 20:00 h

Maja
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@DrNOP:

Of cause they do! With so many words that you can't recognize it. :D

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2009-02-17, 09:46 h

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@Maja:
Wenn du deinen Feind (in diesem Fall das Volk) nicht besiegen kannst, verwirr ihn? :D
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2009-02-17, 11:16 h

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Wenn du deinen Feind (in diesem Fall das Volk) nicht besiegen kannst, verwirr ihn? :D

Nein, erklär Dich mit seinen Zielen und Forderungen solidarisch.

mfg

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2009-02-17, 16:23 h

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Of cause they do!

This causes eye cancer, of course.

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2009-05-08, 20:02 h

Wolfman
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Because it fits so good:

Brief eines Bayern an die NASA

Greet God,

I write you, because you must help me.
I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. In color.
And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.

I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock-grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me.

She says I am a Schlapptail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah.

And so I want make holidays on the moon.Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please ...
And please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass.

I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my far-glasses and see my wife working on the potatoe-field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhö)!

Is what loose on the moon?
I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

With friendly Servus,
Xaver
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2009-05-08, 23:48 h

Maja
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Original von Flinx:
Zitat:
Original von Maja:
Of cause they do!

This causes eye cancer, of course.

Think it over. Maybe you did not get the purpose of this. One hint. It was not to impress somebody with English skills.

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