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2009-02-06, 19:39 h Wolfman Posts: 3669 User |
Zitat: So why aren't you politician or pope? -- God forgives - who forgives God ? [ - Answer - Quote - Direct link - ] |
2009-02-06, 20:09 h DrNOP Posts: 4118 User |
@Wolfman: Because they won't state that clear that they don't have anything to say ... -- Signaturen mit mehr als zwei Zeilen gehen mir auf den Wecker [ - Answer - Quote - Direct link - ] |
2009-02-16, 20:00 h Maja Posts: 15429 User |
@DrNOP: Of cause they do! With so many words that you can't recognize it. [ - Answer - Quote - Direct link - ] |
2009-02-17, 09:46 h DrNOP Posts: 4118 User |
@Maja: Wenn du deinen Feind (in diesem Fall das Volk) nicht besiegen kannst, verwirr ihn? -- Signaturen mit mehr als zwei Zeilen gehen mir auf den Wecker [ - Answer - Quote - Direct link - ] |
2009-02-17, 11:16 h Holger Posts: 8116 User |
Zitat:Nein, erklär Dich mit seinen Zielen und Forderungen solidarisch. mfg -- Good coders do not comment. What was hard to write should be hard to read too. [ - Answer - Quote - Direct link - ] |
2009-02-17, 16:23 h Flinx Posts: 1073 User |
Zitat:This causes eye cancer, of course. [ - Answer - Quote - Direct link - ] |
2009-05-08, 20:02 h Wolfman Posts: 3669 User |
Because it fits so good: Brief eines Bayern an die NASA Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock-grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapptail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon.Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please ... And please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my far-glasses and see my wife working on the potatoe-field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus, Xaver -- God forgives - who forgives God ? [ - Answer - Quote - Direct link - ] |
2009-05-08, 23:48 h Maja Posts: 15429 User |
Zitat: Think it over. Maybe you did not get the purpose of this. One hint. It was not to impress somebody with English skills. [ - Answer - Quote - Direct link - ] |
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